Monday, June 11, 2007

The Friday... 2 People

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Monday, June 04, 2007

The Friday... M.C.

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Monday, April 30, 2007

The Friday... Belle Stars

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Monday, April 23, 2007

The Friday... Deee-lite

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Monday, March 26, 2007

The Friday... Johnny Hates Jazz

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Monday, March 12, 2007

The Friday... ABC

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Monday, March 05, 2007

The Friday... Sparkles

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Monday, February 26, 2007

The Friday... 40?

Wine? Yes.
U? No.
JB

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Monday, February 19, 2007

The Friday... Roxette?

Dude.
At last! A man who has the balls to style his hair like Liz Taylor.
JB

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Monday, February 12, 2007

The Friday... New Kids?

Oh Kids!
If I were a girl, I wouldn't go. But alas...
XOOxoxOXoxxOxOXOXXOXoXoxoxOxoXXOx,
Jables

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Monday, February 05, 2007

The Friday...Cannibals?

Dear Mr. Fine Young,
I'm all for weird and I was all for Croftie's suggestion to start casting my net larger and looking for my one true man love among the men with less abundant hair- but you're kind of very scary. The way you keep looking at me. All intense and shy. It's making me uncomfortable. I just need to not look at you right now.
JB

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Monday, January 29, 2007

The Friday... Neville?

Aaron,
I'm sorry. Don't hate me. I can't be your heaven.
JB

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Monday, January 22, 2007

The Friday... Hutch?

Dear Hutch,
When my trusty editor Oline was but a wee minx, she wanted nothing in the world but to marry you. Then you went and accidentally offed yourself in an erotic adventure gone awry and that kind of killed the dream.

And yet... the dream could live on at JBB. Because nothing will come between me and my One True Man Love- not even death. Thus, you are still a viable contender and undoubtedly have my trusty editor Oline's vote (and Croftie's by extension- since those girls always stick together). I don't know about my hot wife though. She's not too keen on sexy ghosts.
XO!
Jables

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Monday, January 15, 2007

The Friday... Winwood?

Winnie,
I never before noticed how like a delicate Conan O'Brien you look. And I'm strangely attracted.
XOxooxOxoxoxXOXOXOXXOXoxXOXXOXOxoXXOXOxoxXXXXXXX,
Jables

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Monday, January 08, 2007

The Friday... Tesh?

Teshman,
Like most Americans, I know not what to make of you. In some ways you seem the encapsulation of the American dream. But then you strayed. You set out to become the New Yanni. But unlimited access to random foreign locales, bad hair, and a piano do not a Yanni make.
Jables

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Monday, January 01, 2007

The Friday...G?

Dude.
This almost makes me want you. Almost. But not quite.
XOxOOXXOxoxoxoxXOXOXOXOXOXOXxoxXOxOXOOXOOxxXXX,
Jables

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Monday, December 18, 2006

The Friday... A-HA!

Dear readers and fans and loyal people everywhere who love me,

We at JBB World HQ are going to take a quick break for the holidaze, but we wanted to leave you with a special, appropriately glorious treat.

My trusty editors fought fiercely against this week's selection. They said, But Jacky Boss, you can't lust after an entire group as your One True Man Love. We let you get away with Wham because we knew your affections focused on George Michael alone. But enough is enough! We're tired of this. Just find a One True Man Love so we can get on with our lives!

Oline arched her witchy brows in scorn while Croftie did major lips of disapproval.

And I looked at them with my fatherly gaze and said in my gentlest Jacky Boss tones: Silly girls, you've been in the ivory tower too long. You don't remember. You don't remember that you wanted to live in this video. You made all your Barbies re-enact this video. And you were not alone. Everyone you knew wanted to be that Debbie... ahem... Deborah Gibson clone in that diner. So, silly girls, while I may not have found my One True Man Love this week, I have found something better. For this is the video of the post-collegiate, pre-professional twenty-something experience. A-ha

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Monday, December 11, 2006

The Friday... Swayze?

Maybe yes, but most likely um.... no.


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Friday, November 10, 2006

The Friday... Wham?

Dear Mr. George Michael,

Despite the machinations of Zack Morris, Kelly Kapowski only had eyes for you. It's easy to see why. You've provided the soundtrack for freak gasoline fights the world over and there is not a day that I don't go into Starbucks and order an orange mocca cappucino without thinking of you. Watching your namesake on Arrested Developement was painful. He is but a facsimile of your glory.

But I'm a realist, Mr. George Michael. After The Hoff and I had our falling out, I swore to my trusty editors that I would be careful. That I would be more discriminate with my affections. And I know, people who do naughty things in public restrooms will only break my heart.

XOXoxoXOOXOxOX,
Jables


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