The Friday Hoff

Dear Mr. The Hoff,
You know I love you. I know many others love you. I had hoped this wouldn't go to your head. I now know that it has. So I think maybe we need to take a break. Maybe we shouldn't see each other for awhile. Because the way you say Hoff makes me feel very dirty deep down inside. And I've got a hot wife and a kid now, and that just won't do. So it's goodbye for awhile Mr. The Hasselhoff. Don't stop the softly sung Rock.
xo,
Jables