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At one time or another, we’ve all been sitting at our desks, listening to some tunes, and wondered wistfully, “If a plastic, glowing fish were swimming in rhythm to this song, what would that look like?”
For just $49.95, you can find out!
Product: iFish™ Musical Pet
for iPod® & MP3
Price: $49.95
Materials: plastic, AAA batteries
Home: Sharper Image
Observe the dancing fish. This feisty, flashy, finned friend is in tune with all of your musical entertainment needs. This 8 1/2" long pet and friend plugs right into your iPod or MP3. He plays music, he dances, he’s generally nifty. Swimming along the lines of his predecessors, the 80s vintage dancing flower and the holiday singing reindeer, iFish is sure to be a hit with the young, hip generation.
You don’t need a pricey tank, a filteration system, food, or even water! This low-maintenance, technologically advanced pet is entertaining and decorative. His design follows sleek, aerodynamic contours in pure, unadulterated white. iFish seems to glow from within as he transmits your musical selections and wriggles with cadenced passion. His jointed tail swings to the music in lithe sweeps of sound. His fins flip to your own personal beat—they’ll stomp to JTim’s “Sexy Back,” swoop to U2’s crescendos, or whiz and whir to Outkast’s crunk. He’s up with all the latest music trends.
The iFish’s uses include: providing tranquil companionship to the easy-listening crowd, supplying your kids with the boundless delight of a fishy pet that won’t go belly-up, decorating any surface in a mod home, and teaching infants about aquatic life. What more does anyone need from a fish?
So do away with the dull, death-prone goldfish, and order your luminous musical iFish today!
Click HERE for more information about the iFish.
For just $49.95, you can find out!
Product: iFish™ Musical Pet
for iPod® & MP3
Price: $49.95
Materials: plastic, AAA batteries
Home: Sharper Image
Observe the dancing fish. This feisty, flashy, finned friend is in tune with all of your musical entertainment needs. This 8 1/2" long pet and friend plugs right into your iPod or MP3. He plays music, he dances, he’s generally nifty. Swimming along the lines of his predecessors, the 80s vintage dancing flower and the holiday singing reindeer, iFish is sure to be a hit with the young, hip generation.
You don’t need a pricey tank, a filteration system, food, or even water! This low-maintenance, technologically advanced pet is entertaining and decorative. His design follows sleek, aerodynamic contours in pure, unadulterated white. iFish seems to glow from within as he transmits your musical selections and wriggles with cadenced passion. His jointed tail swings to the music in lithe sweeps of sound. His fins flip to your own personal beat—they’ll stomp to JTim’s “Sexy Back,” swoop to U2’s crescendos, or whiz and whir to Outkast’s crunk. He’s up with all the latest music trends.
The iFish’s uses include: providing tranquil companionship to the easy-listening crowd, supplying your kids with the boundless delight of a fishy pet that won’t go belly-up, decorating any surface in a mod home, and teaching infants about aquatic life. What more does anyone need from a fish?
So do away with the dull, death-prone goldfish, and order your luminous musical iFish today!
Click HERE for more information about the iFish.
Labels: Trusty Editor Croftie
posted by oline at 3:47:00 AM
6 Comments:
croft, darling, WHERE do you find these things?! the obvious answer being the sharper image website in this instance. but in general. i mean, the inflatable pub?! from WHERE does this gloriousness extend? what keywords are you using to unearth such gems of ridiculousness?
i want one!
come here girl
go ahead, be gone with it
come to the back
go ahead, be gone with it
VIP!
sure beats the pants off that mounted trout Big Mouth Billy Bass who sang 'don't worry be happy' or whatever it was.
I'm bringing sexy back
them other boys don't know how to act
wow, judgO. it's like you had multiple personalities there.
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