Returned Japanese
(Part 2)
One of my Japanese students once asked me what I missed the most about America. I thought about my family, my friends, the deep well of American culture that had shaped my personality and world view. I missed none of these. What I really missed, truly deeply longed for in the very depths of my soul, was Chick-Fil-A.
Now, you might be wondering why I would miss a fast food chicken joint, but then you must understand that I am Southern. You see, to a Southerner Chick-Fil-A is a sacred thing, like Sunday morning church, football, sweet tea, humidity, and reducing entire sentences to monosyllables (for example, in the South "have you eaten yet?" is pronounced "jeat?")
Thus when I walked into my first Chick-Fil-A after moving back to the States, I entered starry-eyed and full of anticipation. I approached the counter, chose what delicious deep-fried morsel of obesity I was going to eat, and then... nothing. I didn't know what to do. How the hell do you order fast food in English? I thought. I timidly shuffled up to the counter, stumblingly announced I'd like a chicken sandwich, pulled out the strange green bills and oddly sized coins from my pocket and dropped it on the counter. "Don't say anything in Japanese, don't say anything in Japanese," I whispered to myself, afraid of the instinctive responses that had been drilled into my head. I backed away, accidentally bumping into the condiments stand and when my order came up, I took the tray, bowed deeply, and said "domo."
Shit.
I thought living abroad would expand my horizons and give me the confidence to do anything I set my mind to do. Instead, I can no longer function in Chick-Fil-A. Having studied esoteric book trivia in the dim, hallowed corridors of the Ivory Tower, I knew from a millenia's worth of journey narratives that "you can never go home again," much as you cannot step into the same river twice or reuse the "Buy 2 Dish Towels Get 1 Free" coupon at participating Targets. Odysseus and Leopold Bloom had taught me that much. What I didn't realize was that I would also find ordering a chicken sandwich problematic.
And there's the rub. Coming back, one expects to find everything changed (as stipulated by literature): one's son grown, one's wife cheating on you with a guy whose name is even more absurdly sublime than yours, one's Shire scoured, and the dish towel coupons hopelessly expired. Epic revelations, full of grandeur and melancholy, not fried chicken and frustration.
There's a certain joy, though, in rediscovering one's home country, of being able to see it as the rest of the world does. There's the horror, obviously, of the consumer waste, the violence, the cultural banality and nearsightedness you insisted America did not have when a Japanese co-worker asked for the hundredth time if you could in fact use chopsticks, and the fact that salads are served with bacon in bowls the size of plastic kiddie pools. But there's also the glorious chaos of so many cultures living, working, cooking, and quarreling together, the endless choice, the English language, the vastness of a continental nation, and of course, Chick-Fil-A.
I know now that I can never go back to Chick-Fil-A as I once did. But I will go back, and I will order a chicken sandwich without fear or failure. As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again.
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6 Comments:
damn Target & their coupon fascism.
and as a fellow southerner, i feel your love for the almighty Chik-Fil-A. there's one in the building i work in... and it takes restraint not to make a Glut-Ton-A of myself.
oustein, we should make a pact that whenever one of us flies south for the winter we bring back a fil-a. would probably be mighty gross by the time it returned, but it's the thought that counts. a fil-a or sonic. oooh. sonic...
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tragically - even living in Atlanta it is damn near impossible to get to the burbs and get a Sonic... that's why we in the city turn to our old friend, The Varsity.
that's a tragedy. sonic is probably my only favorite fast food. the kid's meal grilled cheese is magical. if only they had them in chicago then we could have the very marvelously odd expeirence of taking the cta bus to a drive-in.
there's a sonic minutes away from my parents house back in TN. it is located next to the little league fields, so there's always kids there after baseball games. we have gracie, my parent's boxer, on a leash with us. she likes the tater tots... hence one of her many nicknames, tater tot.
the scene is positively norman rockwellesque... baseball, burgers, cute dog, & tater tots.
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