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posted by oline at 5:16:00 PM
Monday, September 25, 2006
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4 Comments:
the oline's latest, greatest, favoritest catch phrase: do something, fruit pie!
do something, indeed, you lazy ass pie. "i'm filled with real fruit filling!"
"well... i fell through the floor of a haunted house you stupid tart!"
what's more... why were the hostess pies leading children into such places to begin with?
you can't retort by calling the brave and mighty fruit pie a lazy ass. and i don't think a fruit pie would call anyone a lazy tart. for shame! the foul mouth on that fruit pie.
though i have no idea why hostess pies would be leading children into such places at least, if they were going to go, they had a hostess. a swiss cake roll or an oatmeal cream pie wouldn't have been such a fount of hosting know-how.
osutein!! someone else knows my pain!
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