The Rocking Consumer Report
Product: The Scrunchie
Price: 99¢
Materials: Fabric, elastic, style
Home: handmade-scrunchies.com
Observe the Scrunchie. This rad, custom-designed hair-elastic is all the rage in today’s swanky fashion world. It’s hip, it’s fresh, it’s stretchy. Just as the scrunchie can be stretched or crimped, double-wound or taut, so it adapts to the whims of fleeting generations. No one can say the scrunchie was left behind in the 80s.
Your scrunchie can be made to order in a variety of fabrics and prints. Have a ritzy holiday party to attend? Get dolled up with a “Hearts and Holly Mrs. Santa Hair Scrunchie” in rustic red with sweet white hearts and delicate green holly leaves. Handmade-scrunchies.com has a scrunchie for every holiday. From the “Happy Halloween Creepy Spider Hair Scrunchie” to the “Handmade Patriotic Pinwheels Hair Scrunchie,” every holiday is sure to be a blast with this festive finery.
And for those hassle-free nights out with the girls, a more whimsical look might suit your style. Hand-stitched cartoon character scrunchies are perfect for those laid-back occasions. Each scrunchie features your classic favorites; pump up your party with Clifford the Big Red Dog, Hello Kitty, Snoopy, or the cast of Cars. Handmade-scrunchies.com scrunchies also come in a variety of sports prints, seasonal themes, plaids, solids, and polka dots.
Uses include: restraining troublesome fly-aways while you plant tulips in the backyard, adorning your wrist at roller skating birthday parties, and breaking up your relationship with an overly sensitive author who insists that his main character would wear a scrunchie. It’s useful and fashionable. As the sales department states, “Your imagination is your only limit!” That’s right, the scrunchie can fill any lonely, outmoded chasm in your otherwise full and stimulating life. One satisfied customer raves, “I own at least 20 of their scrunchies & have never been disappointed.”
For just 99¢ you, too, can have style.
Click HERE to see the many luxury scrunchies available at homemade-scrunchies.com. Have too many scrunchies to keep track of? Keep them all in one place with this useful scrunchie holder.
Labels: Trusty Editor Croftie
3 Comments:
Well, turns out Berger was right about the scrunchie.
Is that Eva Longoria sportin' that scrunchie. Heck, she could bring back Ocean Pacific Cord Shorts. Oops, too late :(
-Stevie D. (lazycomic.blogspot.com)
Hooray! I can now promote my scrunchies from their current status of Anachronistic Objects of Incidental Use (threatening intruders, hog-tying the cat, etc.) to Objects That Confirm My Screamin' Hot Sense of Fashion!
I've been waiting a long time for this moment...
Hooray! I can now promote my scrunchies from their current status of Anachronistic Objects of Incidental Use (threatening intruders, hog-tying the cat, etc.) to Objects That Confirm My Screamin' Hot Sense of Fashion!
I've been waiting a long time for this moment...
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