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Ever been stranded in the middle of nowhere and thought, “I could sure use a drink right about now.” Your fondest dreams are about to come true. JBB proudly presents: the inflatable pub.
Product: Portable Pub
Price: £4,379-£16,500, depending on model
Materials: Plasticized PVC polymer direct, anti fungal & flame retardant, aluminum, beer
Home: Amber Iris, Ltd.
Observe the inflatable Hogshead Pub. Ye “Olde Worlde,” CAD-designed, state-of-the-art, fully working pub can be yours for a modest price. This 40ft x 19ft x 22ft place of business and pleasure has room for a bar and holds up to 30 customers. Designed by Airquee Ltd (Air-key Lim-it-ed), the company that brought you bouncy castles and the world’s first inflatable church.
Your inflatable, portable pub can be erected on a level surface in just ten minutes with the help of two small blowers. Stand clear and watch your dream pub rise from the ground. It’s built in the traditional English style, with stone exterior, chimney pots, and a “pan tiled roof effect.” Inside, you’ll bump your head on the low, wooden ceiling. You’ll notice planked floors and stone walls hung with framed paintings of the English moors. You’ll warm your hands by the Inglenook brick fireplace at the back of the pub and admire the framed trout above the mantel. If the classical Hogshead style is not for you, the Inflatable Pub comes in three other charming models, the Barrel, the Kilderkin, and the “quaint and cozy” Firkin.
The inflatable pub’s uses include: providing a rubber-walled haven for the mentally deranged, furnishing a practical drinking establishment for poker enthusiasts, and supplying a lucrative business that folds up in your pocket. You can rent the inflatable pub for your next swanky event, or buy one to start your own business. Amber Iris, Ltd., offers guidance and training in food hygiene, entrepreneurship, and “beer dispensing.”
We are certain that your business venture will be a success with the Amber Irish Portable Pub. As the marketing team proclaims, “it’s just like relaxing in a real country pub!” except that everything is one-dimensional. Get yours today!
Click HERE for more information about the Portable Pub.
Product: Portable PubPrice: £4,379-£16,500, depending on model
Materials: Plasticized PVC polymer direct, anti fungal & flame retardant, aluminum, beer
Home: Amber Iris, Ltd.
Observe the inflatable Hogshead Pub. Ye “Olde Worlde,” CAD-designed, state-of-the-art, fully working pub can be yours for a modest price. This 40ft x 19ft x 22ft place of business and pleasure has room for a bar and holds up to 30 customers. Designed by Airquee Ltd (Air-key Lim-it-ed), the company that brought you bouncy castles and the world’s first inflatable church.
Your inflatable, portable pub can be erected on a level surface in just ten minutes with the help of two small blowers. Stand clear and watch your dream pub rise from the ground. It’s built in the traditional English style, with stone exterior, chimney pots, and a “pan tiled roof effect.” Inside, you’ll bump your head on the low, wooden ceiling. You’ll notice planked floors and stone walls hung with framed paintings of the English moors. You’ll warm your hands by the Inglenook brick fireplace at the back of the pub and admire the framed trout above the mantel. If the classical Hogshead style is not for you, the Inflatable Pub comes in three other charming models, the Barrel, the Kilderkin, and the “quaint and cozy” Firkin.
The inflatable pub’s uses include: providing a rubber-walled haven for the mentally deranged, furnishing a practical drinking establishment for poker enthusiasts, and supplying a lucrative business that folds up in your pocket. You can rent the inflatable pub for your next swanky event, or buy one to start your own business. Amber Iris, Ltd., offers guidance and training in food hygiene, entrepreneurship, and “beer dispensing.”
We are certain that your business venture will be a success with the Amber Irish Portable Pub. As the marketing team proclaims, “it’s just like relaxing in a real country pub!” except that everything is one-dimensional. Get yours today!
Click HERE for more information about the Portable Pub.
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posted by oline at 5:14:00 PM
2 Comments:
this place looks straight out of harry potter's hogsmeade. football hooligans are asked not to wear their cleats inside, as the floor may be punctured causing other patrons to be crushed under the weight of the pub.
i want my very own quaint and cozy firkin.
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