The Rocking Consumer Report

Product: SquidSoap
Price: $3.49
Materials: Soap, ink, squid, bottle
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Ever wish you had the skills necessary for success in today’s specialized world? Ever feel that you lack the training and certification you need to get started on the right path? Ever wish you could make sophisticated choices informed by higher education? Here’s your chance! You’ll never to feel inadequate again with your very own SquidSoap!

The SquidSoap motto: “Training Tomorrow’s Great Hand Washers.”

Observe inky soap of squids. This fun, decorative bottle of soap comes with a detachable squishy, stretchy rubber squid that provides “hours of entertainment.” This handy product is designed to teach even the most dim-witted man or woman about the proper hand washing methods—and you don’t even need to step foot in a classroom. All training can be completed right in the comfort of your own bathroom.

Did you know that doctors recommend 15-20 seconds of scrubbing for a thorough clean? This smart squid knows how to keep you cleansing long enough to remove all the harmful and deadly dirt. One press of the pump secretes a squirt of soap accompanied by a spray of ink that stains your hands. Now you scrub. By the time all of the ink is washed away, your hands will be squeaky squiddy clean.

SquidSoap uses include: providing relief for OCD tendencies, making great strides in sanitation, diminishing the loneliness of the hand washing experience, and educating infants about proper hand-washing techniques. But that’s not all. SquidSoap also a decoration! As the marketing department proclaims, “This fun product turns into an attractive addition to anyone's bathroom or kitchen when the squid is taken off of the classically shaped bottle.” Who can resist classicism?

For just $3.49 you, too, can be on your way to a better and cleaner future. Get your SquidSoap today!

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