The Rocking Consumer Report

Feeling unclean lately? Let rubber ducky Jesus wash away your sins.


Product: Jesus Rubber Ducky
Price: $11.99
Materials: Rubber
Home: CelebriDucks



Behold rubber ducky Jesus. This soulful, hand-sculpted, collectible Jesus comes with his own baby lamb. He wears a holy expression. He can squeak at a perfect pitch, remain calm through turbulent seas, and float on water. If you’ve ever wanted to bathe with Jesus, here’s your chance. You can also bubble up with Moses and the Devil. For an alternative to Western religion, consider the roly-poly ducky Buddha.

Each duck is sold in his own gift container that includes a hang-tag for your personalized message. A technologically advanced weight-adjustment system allows your Jesus to soar perfectly upright over small waves and bubbles. The state-of-the-art squeaker is hermetically sealed off from the water so your Jesus’ squeaks won’t turn to gurgles. His collectible edition number is carved into his bottom.

His uses include: providing companionship to lonely bathers, uniting bath time and confession into one pleasurable experience, helping you scrub those hard-to-reach spots, and teaching infants about proper bathing rituals. He and his brethren have been featured in multiple media sources, including Maxim, the Tony Danza Show, the Discovery Channel, and Playboy. As the founder, president and owner of CelebriDucks says, “When good taste in fine bathing is desired, I hope you will think of our Celebriducks.”

Jesus is temporarily sold out.
But he’ll be back soon, and for just $11.99 you, too, can bathe with Jesus.

Get yours today!

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