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4 Comments:
I have a hard time believing Oline would ever intentionally use the phrase 'gird up your loins, girl' let alone followed by an exclamation point.
when one is using such grotesqueries, one has no alternative but to be emphatic and exclaim. gird up, people!
should it burn so much down there... you know, being girded so?
This reminds me of my favorite person, ME!!
"I will begin this critical project as soon as I: wash the dishes, walk the dog, shine the skin-soldier, dust the mantle, mow the lawn, do a solo on the flesh-flute, sweep the garage, organize my organizer, etc."
How many quantum leaps of cultural and scientific achievement have been forestalled by the need to accomplish seemingly trivial tasks? And how many more by pumping gas at the self-service island?
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