Monday, February 26, 2007

Gather Ye Paints

What could possibly be more Revolutionary than developing great works of art during one's working hours? In celebration of this productivity-sapping pastime, Jack Black's Body is honoured/delighted/pleased to unveil for the first time ever in the world (at least that we're aware of) the time-killing, Microsoft Paint masterworks of 1st Degree Birns.





Hard Partying Spiny Blowfish


Hippogiraffasheep


Lumps With Mumps


Mr. Cloudhead


Bond's Eye Tree


Crocodog!


Hammerhead Mark


Fire-breathing Serpents Over Calgary

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3 Comments:

Blogger oline said...

i'm SO impressed that your killing time at work has taken such an awe-inspiring form. mine is often limited to mindless internetery and nonstop email. somehow it never occurred to me to Create Art. oh the masterpieces that might've been.

and i love the friendly tornado. was she born with it or is that maybelline?

Thursday, March 01, 2007 5:44:00 PM  
Blogger Joyemgee said...

The James Bond Eye Tree has me officially awed and inspired. Such magnificery leads one to hope that more magnificery is to follow-ery.

Saturday, March 03, 2007 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Acer Negundo said...

To answer Oline's question, yes, The Friendly Tornado is a fan of Maybelline.
I asked the Friendly Tornado to pose for one of my drawings, so I could illustrate the softer, human side of the tornado. Too often, tornadoes are demonized in the media as destroyers of homes, towns, and golden wheat fields.
Not all tornadoes are out to wreck your neighborhood and let themselves go.
Our Friendly Tornado, in fact, sells Avon, practised yoga, and is a spokesperson for Habitat for Humanity up here, in Saskatchewan.
A worthy subject, indeed.

Saturday, March 03, 2007 2:16:00 PM  

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