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8 Comments:
dunno what's scarier. that i remember this commercial or chicken nuggets that can talk... or chicken in "nugget" form. bleh.
they always had a greyish meat. that was the most disturbing part. that the meat looked so faux.
eww... the meat was grey!! ewwish to greyish meat!
when my brother and I would go to the mall as youngish-types we'd brace ourselves for the inevitable dare of ordering and sharing a 20 piece chicken mcnugget meal. We then had a ritual whereby one of us would select a 'nugget', bite into it and determine its quality. If it was white meat, the selector would smile and sigh and slouch down in his chair relieved and finish the morsel. If the bite revealed the grey insides (which usually also had hard gristly bits which we so colorfully referred to as 'tumors') the one sitting opposite the selector would laugh and pour disdain upon the unlucky fool. We got to the point were i could tell you which shaped nuggets were white meat from sheer visual application. By the end of the meal we would have a carton full of half grey bits which we would politely cover with a napkin. Then we'd go order more fries since much of our meal lay before us, blanketed softly, inedible.
its a wonder i'm this svelt. I should 450 pounds. and yes that last part was just an excuse to use the word svelt. if i am in fact spelling it correctly.
since we're now in the throes of discussing meaty horrors, i must make mention of the not always so elusive brown string that is native to things of the poultry persuasion and seems particularly prevalent within the chicken population of chick-fil-a. or *terror! gasp! shock! ugh!* the beyond disgusting RED string. i know not what these strings of various colours are, though i can imagine and that makes me really really want to know not.
clearly the chicken's seamstress got a little carried away and forget to pearl one knit two or something.
wow - sewing chickens. this strand of comments has reached a new hilarifying height. ummmmm... ew.
really dougO. that's like the toilet paper commercial where the women are sitting and sewing the plys together. there are some situations where seamstresses just shouldn't be involved.
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