Meet Bernanation

Bernanation (Burn·a'nA-sh&n) is a collegiate, pre-pre-professional, barely twenty-something actress, writer, film snob, and Samurai sword collector studying an entirely useful combination of theater/English/film at Northwestern University. Bern is JBB's honored intern (really a feature writer, but JB relishes the idea of having an intern) who enjoys Holden Caulfield, salads, concerts, and finding really ugly clothes that magically look good on her.